My Little Nest
Did you graduate college?
Anonymous

imsoshive:

Why? You hiring?

pixyled:

and-down-we-go:

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid

THIS POS T GETS ME EVEYRTIME


"Are you a Sailor Scout?"
"I’m sailor Freddy Mercury."

"Are you a Sailor Scout?"

"I’m sailor Freddy Mercury."

person: OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!
me: nope
person: BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???
me: i'm not

kekkes:

*catches feelings in butterfly net* *releases them into the wild*

looksdelicious:

Tasty Cake
awkwardlysasstastic:

my school’s jokes are actually getting funny

awkwardlysasstastic:

my school’s jokes are actually getting funny